Logan

A copper with an odd tendency to hang around with samurai sword wielding cage fighters and gang raping footballers, Logan appeared in Hollyoaks Later 2010 in order to provide a McQueen Love Interest, which we believe each Hollyoaks storyline is contractually obliged to do.

In this instance it was Theresa McQueen who was being serviced – though not too much as she was heavily pregnant and soon went into labour, presumably because the soon to be Angel Kathleen couldn’t bear to hear any more of their mawkish romancing.

Alas, though he was present at the birth and heroically offered to support Theresa and her spawn, the NEVER. ENDING. WHO. KILLED. CALVIN. PLOT. decreed that coppers and McQueens shall forever more be star cross’d lovers. At least, until that plot is resolved anyway. Which is looking like NEVER.

And with that, Logan was gone.

Oh, and he also starred in the Hollyoaks Hunks calendar 2010 and confused the beejesus out of anyone who didn’t know who he was (i.e everyone)