Louise

Beautiful Louise used to be such a nice girl. Owner of Evissa, friend to everyone, a fabulous head of hair, she then fell for Warren and underwent something of a transformation. Having endured a prison stint after being falsely accused of murderering hubby Sean, she has since become the Lady Macbeth of Hollyoaks, devising the frame mad Jake scheme, endlessly taunting the luckless Frankie and even out-scowling her man Warren!
Current status @ january 2009
On discovering Warren was at it with Mandy, Lady M decided to get medieval on his ass. There was a wedding. There was a gun. There was a lot of scowling. Then we missed the christmas finale episode and so no idea how it all panned out. Louise is now missing, possibly dead or possibly shacked up in a lair somewhere hatching another vengeful scheme (with a Warren-shaped bun in her oven).
Answers on a postcard please.