Nige!
The village’s local drug dealer, what Nige lacked in style (clad always in tracksuits and dodge jewellery) he made up 
for in genuine menace. Often more spoken about than actually seen, his shadow loomed over the village and was responsible for sudden outbreak of skagheadery in the local teen populace. Once the dealing Emporer to Ste’s Darth Vader, Nige turned his attentions to Sasha and an icky sex-for-smack agreement. Ewww. To be fair, he is probably regretting this course of action now.
Status @ sept 2008
Deader than a microwaved Dodo. Killed during some kind of fracas with Calvin and Warren, he now resides in some (presumably) shallow grave. Sob!
status @ dec 2008
He’s aliiive!!! Turns out it was all part of Warren’s masterplan to get Calvin under his thumb. Presumably living in some drug dealer protection programme, funded by Warren, we can only hope that he is biding his time before he rises once more, like a shellsuited phoenix.
status @ dec 2009
MIA. Reappeared briefly to cause mayhem but has once again gone under the radar. We hope that he will one day return. Hey – maybe it is he who bumps off Calvin?!
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