Noah

We have a confession to make. We don’t dislike Noah. Infact he seems like a good egg. He seems perfectly willing to spend a large amount of time offering valuable life advice to Hollyoaks residents, despite having known them all of five minutes and he is not displeasing to the eye.

The problem is that he’s rumoured to be Ste‘s future non-Brendan- shaped love interest, which provokes a completely irrational STEP AWAY FROM THE RAT BOY, BITCH! feeling in us that is so violent we need to go and sit in a darkened room with some mild sedatives.

Don’t go there, Noah. Just don’t.

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