Russ
Big of heart, gun and eyebrow, Russ stayed in the village following his family´s post-rohypnol rapist scandal exodus. A failed marriage to Mercedes and half arsed attempt at a teaching career later and Russ was all set to jet off to sunnier climes with compulsive liar hottie Caroline. That is, until Tina showed up on his doorstep with the baby-shaped result of their ONS. Oops. For a man with one testicle he certainly is super fertile. A cautionary tale for us all.
Status @ july 2009
After a brief, doomed (and a somewhat creepy) romance with threesome loving Nancy, Russ asserted his paternal rights over his son Max in an audacious baby snatching plot. Now on the run somewhere in Europe, with a angry wombed Jacqui on his tail.
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