Steph

Former slagbag Steph has certainly changed her spots – playing mumsy to the continually orphaned Tom with the help of husband-of-ten-minutes Max´s fortune and brand new boyf Vile Niall. Oh. On second thoughts…

status @ november 2010

OMFG where do we start?

So Vile Niall was mental and he died. This understandably put Steph off men for a bit, so she concentrated on raising Tom, running Mobs and starting her own dance school with Sarah. Who also died.

Eventually a spaniard called Fernando Fernandez showed up (yes, that was his actual name) and Steph got engaged to him.

That didn’t last however, as Steph realised she was actually in love with Gilly. After a torturously long will-they-or-won’t-they palava, Steph  and Gilly finally got together. Hurrahs all round.

At this point the Hollyverse decided to play nasty and gave Steph a dose of terminal cervical cancer. The curse of Tom Cunningham struck again.

Marrying Gilly, Steph seemed set to see out the rest of her days filming schmaltzy posthumous videos and reminding everyone about that fact that she had cancer at every possible opportunity.

That was until Inferno Week came a-calling. Having heroically rescued Amy, evil baby Leah and Lucas from a fiery grave, Steph decided to avoid a slow and painful death by cancer by instead opting for a quick and painful death by burning. Hey, it worked for Edward Woodward.

She is now at the big X Factor audition in the sky, no doubt butchering something by Florence and the Machine. RIP.

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