Suzanne

AKA The MILF

Inexplicably married to barnacle-faced Nev, foxy Suzanne regularly gets the menfolk of Hollyoaks hot under the collar, Darren and godson Duncan being particularly susceptible to her charms (and you just know Rhys probably would). A very tolerant wife and mother, counting incest, anorexia, drink driving and a genuinely terrifying face amongst the many things she must forgive her family for, the MILF does have a dark side. Rhys’ Nev’s-brother flavoured DNA is a reminder that Suzanne hasn’t always been Mrs Goody Goody and, as her marriage to Nev seems to be on the rocks (and Darren providing the odd distraction, the lucky mare), could she be set to embrace her latent cougarism?

status @ october 2010

She sure was. She shacked up with Darren for a bit, only to then up sticks and move to Spain with scary faced Nev. Honestly. Women.

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